Chess for fun!

Vor hemmelige skakven, Storemester P.Bulgari har netop sendt os følgende parti som læserne sikkert vil have stor fornøjelse af at følge.
Mærkeligt nok har partiet endnu ikke været bragt på DSUs hjemmeside, FSUs hjemmeside , eller de internationale kilder The Week In Chess, New In Chess & Mad Chess & Fun, så de er alle lidt bagud med opdateringen, som vi her bringer som de første.
Skakbladet er naturligt undskyldt da det ikke er udkommet endnu:)
At vi kan bringe dette parti skyldes naturligvis kun at vor hemmelige træner var på rette sted på rette tidspunkt, vi overlader ordet til ham. :)

Weel my chees friends from dis my favorite club in Næsby I present for you a very funnny game. Dis Game reminds mee of my play wenn i was younger and weighted a little less however not as clevr as I am today.So if you are clevr too play de Dragon only for fun in de blitz!

Since I got tired of pickup strawberries I went to get at job at a pigfarm in the central Funen and soon found myself on de way out of Denmark with a ugly truckdriver, 2 bottles of whiskey and 300 smelly pigs. unfortunalety de pigs did not have very fun and many died on the travel some with broken legs, wounds and screaming for 48 hours untill they got to the charcuterie in Poland to change to bacon design. It made my blood curl.Much too my disappointment I was suddenly knocked down with a meathammer and robbed - thank Marx they didn´t take my collection of my best chess games only all my clothes and all my money. I managed to got some help from Næsby Chess Club Rejseforsikring and pulled myself together and got what I was lacking also some red rainboots and two bottles of vodka. I drank dis and informed the danish police about dis bad thing with de little piggies and mee but nothing happened, onle danish magazine Gratisavisen was interested in some special pictures and some bacon.I love de danish people with so much humor. So I had to jump on a train with cows and get to Sochi in de Country Far Far Away.
After a little swim in de Sochi River I attends de playing site of The Second FIDE Grand Prix and since my smellnow was better than before my old friend assistent arbitar Oglethorpe P.Bushmaster from Punxsataway in Pennsylvaia recognized me at the door and let me pass the two armed guards with kalashnikovs and let me in to have some bottles of vodka and 2 kilos of sausages.
You may sink dis was a hard travel but no not for me I´m used to it and all in all I like dis physical training excercise as they will bring mee able to increase my use of alcohol with 200-300 percent and my rating with 10 points!

PS. My payment of 3 bottles of redwine should NOT be sent to the International Jail of Sochi as I fear they won´t come to Pappa but kepp dem in Næsby until I return within some time.In the meantime "Næsby Chess Academy"must rely on my old friend and cousin Grandmaster M.Ulugh, by the way living in a combi camp in Næsby still.

P.Bulgari

Grandmaster

I also attended dis interesting game:
(translated by Per):

Sergey Karjakin
- Teimour Radjabov
2.FIDE GP Sochi 14.08.2008 Siciliansk Drage (højeste mode!)

1.e4 c5
2.Sf3 d6
3.d4 cxd4
4,Sxd4 Sf6
5.Sc3 g6
6.Le3 Lg7
7.f3 00
8.Dd2 Sc6
9.Lc4 Ld7
10.000 Tc8
11.Lb3 Se5
12.Kb1 a6?!

Det sidste nye skrig i varianten, spillet en uge før af Magnus Carlsson bl.a.
Trækket a6 anses normalt for dårligt i Dragevarianten, men alt kan spilles mindst én gang....
De følgende træk er ganske naturlige og imponerer derfor ikke Stormesteren.

13.h4 h5
14.g4 hxg4
15.h5 Sxh5
16.Tdg1 Da5
17.Lh6

17...Lf6!

Et typisk træk i Dragevariantens fætter - "Den accelererede drage"- sort ved godt, at løberne nemt kan blive stærkere end tårnene, især hvis han får lidt fribønder også!

18.fxg4

Tamt spillet! Måske standardtrækket 18.f4!?

18...Lxg4 19.Lxf8 Kxf8

20.De3 Txc3

Naturligvis, et standardtræk i Dragen!

21.Dxc3 Dxc3
22.bxc3 e6

Sort har fin kompensation, og står nu til gevinst i løbet af yderligere 30 træk hvis han spiller godt!

23.Lc4 Sxc4
24.Txg4 Le5
25.Tg2 b5
26.Tf2 Kg8!?
27.a4 bxa4
28.Ka2 Sf6
29.Te2 d5!
30.exd5 Sxd5
31.Th3

Nu laver sort en tåbelig fejl som han ikke gjort hvis han havde været sulten/spillet skak i 30 år!
Og dog står han stadig til gevinst!
Men ros til hvid som i det følgende kæmper alt hvad han kan , og finder de modchancer der burde indbringe remis, såfremt han havde spillet rigtigt i træk 46! Skak er svært!

31...Lxd4?
32.cxd4 Sf4
33.Teh2 Sxh3
34.Txh3 g5
35.Tg3 f6
36.Tc3 Sd2
37.Td3? Se4
38.c4 Kf7
39.c5 g4
40.c6 Ke7
41.d5 exd5
42.c7 Kd7
43.Txd5+ Kxc7
44.Tf5 g3
45.Tf4 Kd7

46.Kb2??

46.Txe4! holder remis, se selv: 46...f5 47.Te1 f4 48.Tg1 Ke6 49.Kb2 Kf5 50.Kc2 Kg4 51.Kd2 f3 52.Ke3 f2 53.Tc1 Kh3 54.Kf3! Kh2 55.Tf1 a3 56.Tc1 a2 57.Ke2 a5 58.Tal

Analysediagram!
og sort kommer ikke videre!

Meget instruktivt!
Men nu er det en anden slutning:

46...Ke6
47.Txe4+ Kf5
48.Te1 Kg4
49.Kc2 a3
52.Ta1 a2!

The End!
og hvid gav op.
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Et meget spændende midtspil og slutspil!
(translated by Per)